I need a movie about the Lady Sif. I just need it okay, she would kick so much ass
white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video
A prompt from topdogofdreams, via fanmail:
Would you accept this prompt as a token of my affection for you and your blog?
WHY DOES THE FRIDGE IN ME3 HAVE A NO GUNS SIGN ON IT?? (Sorry this obviously still bothers me) The no Turians thing I can see meaning no Dextro. But no guns? Really?
"EDI, did you print it?"
EDI retrieved the sticker and handed it to Shepard. “In seven languages, Commander.”
Either EDI was getting better at mimicking human expressions, or Shepard was getting better at interpreting EDI. Either way, she saw the question in the way EDI’s artificial lashes twitched a fraction higher, one brow arching just above the other, coupled with a perfected downturn of the lips.
"You don’t want to know."
"Shepard, I already know from reviewing sensor logs. What I don’t understand is the purpose of the sticker."
Shepard peeled the protective layer off and slapped it on the fridge.
"I do not think a sticker will deter a krogan warlord."
Shepard grunted. Oh, it would deter him alright. Otherwise he’d find a boot up his ass. Except Wrex wasn’t the problem.
"The sticker’s for Vega.”
EDI’s head tilted to the side thoughtfully. A second later she said, “Lieutenant Vega has never stored his rifle in the fridge.”
EDI frowned and Shepard smiled. She made the connection.
"But it was Lieutenant Vega’s particle rifle."
"Lieutenant Vega heavily modifies and experiments with his weapons. The particle rifle -"
”- damaged my fridge.” Shepard crossed her arms. Damaged was an understatement. It’d downright ruined it.
If Vega hadn’t hid with his tail between his legs right after the blast, she’d never have known Wrex’d had an accomplice.
"I still do not understand why the sticker is for him and not Wrex."
"Who do you think put Wrex up to it?"
EDI’s face brightened. “Oh.”
Vega rounded the corner with Alenko…
… and promptly about faced as soon as he took in the scene: the sticker, Shepard’s expression, and Alenko silently laughing his ass off. Her lips twitched as Kaidan bent over at the waist, unable to control himself.
She gave the new fridge a week and change.
All the booty has to be up to code
if i was a dragon, tell me in my ask box what you think i would hoard as my treasure :-0
I’d hoard booty
we’re gonna need a pajama party with teddy wrexes to comfort us
Part deux of the duct tape dummy for my new Kaidan armor. Can’t wait to show it off at PAX!
I bet you’ll look awesome in it… too bad I couldn’t get tickets for PAX.
I’m still crying that I can’t go to PAX East, disregarding the fact that I was invited to help with the MECC if I coud go :/
I know where my next stop is ;)
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I cry about fictional characters and write excessively long headcanons about my OTPs. Lots of text posts, lots of fic, lots of fangirling over fictional people. I also write smut.
I make edits and mod the hell out of my games.
this blog is 87% blood magic
currently playing: SWTOR, Starbound, Skyrim, ME1