EDIT: THIS GIVEAWAY HAS ENDED
I HAVE OFFICIALLY HIT 100 FOLLOWERS.
Hopefully I don’t have 100 followers now regretting their life choices because of all the butts I post.
Either way, I’m giving stuff away on this momentous occasion because I just can’t even fathom 100 people reading my blog, 100 people that, at some point, looked at what I do and said to themselves, “Fuck yeah I’ma follow this person *CLICK*” and didn’t even regret it.
- Obviously, you can only like this post once. Though seeing the same person re-liking it over and over again would be hilarious.
- Reblog as much as you want but don’t spam people. Dash spam is the worst and I’ll judge you so hard and give you the look of disapproval.
- Giveaway closes January 25th, 2013.
- You must be comfortable giving me your address and measuring your arm WHICH I WILL CLARIFY IN A MOMENT, HOLD ON because this is a giveaway and that means mailing shit. To you. At your residence.
- You must be following me, because this is a FOLLOWER THANK YOU THANG
- I’m picking three winners at the end of this shindig. First name drawn gets the SPECIAL ITEM plus another thing. I have five random things set aside for this. So when I contact you, tell me your order of preference and I’ll try to accommodate everyone for the mailing phase. Every winner gets one of the special items.
Only three winners ‘cause I want to be able to ship ANYWHERE and that can get expensive. So you do not have to live in the states to win this. :D
QUEST REWARD. The stuff I’m giving away. The things you could WIN, here.
Do I have your attention? Fantastic.
THE SPECIAL ITEM:
Victor’s choice of custom made (courtesy of me) N7 Gauntlets or Alenko Gauntlets. (If you win and want a different character’s gauntlets, persuade me in an ask with a magical story about why I should do that instead.) I will be making these myself, and I go the whole nine-yards.
This is why I’ll require you to measure you arm. ‘Cause we want this shit to fit, right? The measurements will be:
- Wrist circumference
- Middle of forearm circumference
- Right below your elbow circumference
- Length of forearm from wrist to elbow
COLLECTOR’S EDITION EMBROIDERED N7 PATCH. Everything benefits from some N7 spicin’ up, so why not spice up your favorite thing, too?
RENEGADE/PARAGON EARRINGS because who the hell wouldn’t want to wear these?! From LickityCut on Etsy. LET PEOPLE KNOW YOUR ALIGNMENT WITH YOUR FACE.
GODDAMN N7 DOGTAG from ImpressionsNV on Etsy. Does this one even need an explanation?
THIS AMAZING PARAGON PENDANT NECKLACE from LaserCut on Etsy.
THIS MASS EFFECT ACHIEVEMENT MEDAL I GOT FROM PAX PRIME 2011. I have a couple ‘cause I went through the demo a couple times and THEY JUST KEPT REWARDING ME. SO NOW I SHALL REWARD YOU.
BONUS ITEM NUMBER SIX THAT EVERYONE GETS:
I WRITE FLUFF/SMUT/ONE-SHOTS/STORIES. YOU ALL KNOW THIS.
Provide me with a pairing and a prompt and I will write you a 1,000 word one-shot based on that prompt. And then I will print it and mail it to you all pretty like with your quest reward. And I’ll also post it to tumblr unless you tell me NO I WANT IT ALL TO MYSELF.
So there you have it, guys. Five things to choose from, one SPECIAL ITEM, and a personal from me to you fic. Everything mass effect, but that’s kind of the whole deal with this blog. Well, that and Kaidan and Kaidan’s butt.
So, like once, reblog but don’t spam your dashes, and wait in unbridled anticipation for me to announce the winners come end of January.
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kaidan alenko | mass effect | dragon age | anders | alistair | han solo | miranda lawson | isabela | ashley williams
I cry about fictional characters and write excessively long headcanons about my OTPs. Lots of text posts, lots of fic, lots of fangirling over fictional people. I also write smut.
I make edits and mod the hell out of my games.
currently accepting prompts for bioticbooty shenko angst weekend which goes from 12/06 - 12/09 'cause I'm a jackass and forgot about Saturday's existence
this blog is 87% blood magic